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Post by chippie on Feb 9, 2024 9:31:57 GMT 1
Mr Smith walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Smith hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs a quarter of a million pounds. “The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Smith, “and I have all the necessary papers.” The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Smith leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president, and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan. One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Smith returns, and repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow £5,000?" The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?"
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Post by Noberator on Feb 9, 2024 22:02:14 GMT 1
Tight ars*e.
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Post by Noberator on Feb 11, 2024 12:18:50 GMT 1
Just come back from Asda. There was a group of teenagers outside like "excuse me Mr will you get us 20 Richmond, please, they wont serve us!" So I agreed to do it anyway, thinking thats my good deed done for the day. Anyway Ive gone in and got them and when I handed them over they started effing and blinding at me! If that's what good deeds get you with the young folk of today, They can get their own feckin sausages next time!
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