french crap fanatic
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Post by french crap fanatic on Sept 17, 2014 23:06:35 GMT 1
i wonder if suzuki and proton will ever make a car together? they could call it the jimny savvy!
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Post by Rhubarb on Sept 17, 2014 23:16:17 GMT 1
i wonder if suzuki and proton will ever make a car together? they could call it the jimny savvy! Boom boom Followed a new one yesterday, a Citroen Cactus ffs
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Post by ahill on Sept 18, 2014 8:13:03 GMT 1
I have assisted with several clutch replacements already and I have done a couple of exhausts pretty much by my self with one of the other lads watching making sure I don't screw anything up. But my bosses thinking is that because it's our courtesy car it doesn't matter to much if I mess anything up.
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Post by Rhubarb on Sept 18, 2014 10:38:11 GMT 1
I have assisted with several clutch replacements already and I have done a couple of exhausts pretty much by my self with one of the other lads watching making sure I don't screw anything up. But my bosses thinking is that because it's our courtesy car it doesn't matter to much if I mess anything up. You'd better just crack on with it then Cmon chop chop, get those driveshafts out
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Post by rhyds on Sept 18, 2014 10:48:44 GMT 1
Remember to put the clutch plate in facing the right way
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Post by Noberator on Sept 19, 2014 22:36:46 GMT 1
i wonder if suzuki and proton will ever make a car together? they could call it the jimny savvy! Boom boom Followed a new one yesterday, ffs A what. Seriously? never heard of them never mind seen one. Was it driven by a pr*ck.
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french crap fanatic
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Post by french crap fanatic on Sept 19, 2014 22:52:40 GMT 1
Boom boom Followed a new one yesterday, ffs A what. Seriously? never heard of them never mind seen one. Was it driven by a pr*ck. round here most bmw,s are driven by pricks!! i actualy thought a car that i was behind was called a porche capachino!! and a skoda rooster
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Post by Rhubarb on Sept 19, 2014 23:09:02 GMT 1
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Post by Noberator on Sept 20, 2014 20:08:03 GMT 1
A what. Seriously? never heard of them never mind seen one. Was it driven by a pr*ck. round here most bmw,s are driven by pricks!! i actualy thought a car that i was behind was called a porche capachino!! and a skoda rooster I'm sure this has been posted by someone else in the past but I'll put it up again. Mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus they have designed the Clitaurus. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it let alone turn it on even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumor has it though that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning. Some have reported that on cold winter mornings when you really need it you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases but say that the paint may just make it look bigger.
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Post by french crap fanatic on Sept 20, 2014 20:11:04 GMT 1
round here most bmw,s are driven by pricks!! i actualy thought a car that i was behind was called a porche capachino!! and a skoda rooster I'm sure this has been posted by someone else in the past but I'll put it up again. Mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus they have designed the Clitaurus. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it let alone turn it on even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumor has it though that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning. Some have reported that on cold winter mornings when you really need it you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases but say that the paint may just make it look bigger.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2014 21:00:06 GMT 1
What next, Peugeot plant pot
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Post by wheelnut on Sept 22, 2014 0:28:23 GMT 1
i actualy thought a car that i was behind was called a porche capachino!! Ahem... That was probably a Suzuki Capachino: Should have gone to Specsavers!
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Post by mayfly on Sept 22, 2014 12:23:10 GMT 1
Ya Nobster and the intake is dangerously near the exhaust.
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